We rent horsies, big horsies, medium sized horsies, and little horsies (big dogs really). Of course, this costs a great deal of money, and in order for us to allow you to take the horsies anywhere, you must sign a lot of paper work, about the same amount as if you were buying a house or being admitted to a hospital (which might happen if you fall off one of our horsies).
We rent horsy saddles and other leather and metal stuff. Just ask for what you want, and we probably have it. These are used mostly to control the horsies, which they don't like. If you don't take great care when putting these on the horsies, you might be admitted to the hospital as mentioned in the above paragraph.
We also rent horsy trailers. These trailers require a truck the size of Texas that drinks diesel in order to actually pull them. Of course, if you don't have a truck that fits this description, we'll rent you one. See the first paragraph again for our rental terms (big money).